makes me wonder if NPC's have AI
You ask: you gonna do them?
Bogl appears to be checking out all your wounds.
Bogl studies Bogl, a brawny Djelian soldier, a wandering Djelian soldier and
you.
Bogl says: Yes.
The brawny Djelian soldier grunts.
Bogl says: I'd love for you to only take the wandering one, though.
The wandering Djelian soldier asks in Djelian: What do you mean?
Greypsyche wisps: howdy, what channel are you hearing me through?
Filey wisps: apex
Edin wisps: cre.
Chat wisps: newbie
Gwydion wisps: One.
Cody wisps: seventeen
Llearch wisps: thieves.
Gwydion wisps: Seventeen? ;)
Cody wisps: yes seventeen....
Cody wisps: its a secret channel...
It's amazing what they can do when they are dead.
Sciante arrives from the north.
Hp: 1663 (1822) Gp: 387 (410) Xp: 1465392
Sciante makes a kebab of the valet's neck with her katar.
Sciante makes a kebab of the valet's neck with her katar.
Sciante stabs her poniard right through the valet's neck.
Sciante stabs her poniard right through the valet's neck.
Sciante dealt the death blow to the valet.
The valet eyes Sciante with disgust, then suddenly grabs her in a vice-like
grip and drags her off to the entrance.
The ghost of Keezu il Ladro asks: why couldn't you have just asked me instead of killing me?
Slaine Redthirst shivers.
> Slaine Redthirst says: sorry, I do things on impulse sometimes
Jeremiah wisped: You know, for someone so old - its strange I dont think I have
ever met Genesis online!
Jeremiah wisped: Is he the invisible priest?
Tarzan wisped: He doesn't leave Gloomy very often when he is online
Pranthea wisped: He (used to) live in gloomy, and just group :)
Yalpf wisped: No, he's the all-seeing priest
.
Filey wisped: he got a huge ot.pe bonus anyhow
Pranthea wisped: Not the biggest, now
Tarzan wisped: Not as huge as it was :/
Filey wisped: is any skill as hge as it was?
Jeremiah wisped: I've got a huge one.
Waterrat wisped: We were talking about bonuses, Jeremiah. Although it could be
considered a bonus...
Jeremiah wisped: Sorry, shouldn't boast
Yalpf wisped: Thankyou Waterrat. Somebody needed to get that joke out of the
conversation as quickly and painlessly as possible.
(Priests) Jeremiah wisps: Its not the size of your bonus that's important
(Priests) Waterrat wisps: Only people with small bonuses say that.
Discworld Mud, the place of fast and correct answears.
Thraxx wisps: Does anyone know what direction KLK is from AM?
Filey wisps: left
ShaGa wisps: get a taxi
JjMinett wisps: nw isnt it?
Svetlana wisps: isnt it east?
After having a chat with Kara regarding crashes I got a bright idea.
>uptime
A'Tuin has been paddling through space for 3 hours, 41 minutes and 58 seconds.
He (or as it may be, she) has been performing 18.58 cmds/s, 328.71 comp
lines/s.
This has taken 47.99% of his (or her) energy and 190.66MB of his (or her)
mental
capacity. He (or she) will be taking his (or her) next rest in 2 hours.
>save
Saving...
% Connection to DW closed by foreign host.
---- No world ----
How lag causes crashes.
A small white dog is standing here.
A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here and a "Will LAG for Food" sign is
on the ground.
get sign
>wear sign
Wodan says: I wonder what this button does..
(Segmentation fault)
[Blind leaves Discworld]
[Torak leaves Discworld]
[Rem leaves Discworld]
[Lanfear leaves Discworld]
[Exax leaves Discworld]
...
This is two unrelated discussions, but it went quite funny together.
Aikanaro wisps: I'm going to follow Dogbert's example, ad start charging to listen to stupid people's opinions.
Rivenbone wisps: The disc has several.
Yet another on topic reply to a question.
Homer wisps: how do i get rid of a cold?
You feel quite cold.
TerrysAlt wisps: put him on ignore! h0h0h0
Mental wisps: get a fellow PK to hunt him down
A very hard english word to spell.
(Apex) Gnash wisps: So we know if we have doubkle or not.
(Apex) Filey wisps: yeah, tell your bonus
(Apex) Hinge wisps: doukle.
(Apex) Hinge wisps: doubkle, even.
You whisper into the horned dwarven helmet.
(Apex) Filey wisps: d o b l e
You whisper into the horned dwarven helmet.
(Apex) Filey wisps: double...
You whisper into the horned dwarven helmet.
(Apex) Filey wisps: hard word to spell
(Apex) Panin wisps: well, fi.co.me.bl is 55/156, and ot.he is 48/140
(Apex) Hinge wisps: no one can spell! yay!
Coincidences?
You emote: Filey delt the death blow to the priest.
> 'just kidding
The priest grumbles.
browse can
Yabbo wisps: whats the syntax to use an oil can?
A group of mourners trudge wearily back to town.
You sniff.
> 'seen any spiders around here?
glance
A giant spider arrives from the south.
The giant spider moves aggressively towards you!
The giant spider moves aggressively towards Ottis!
The giant spider moves aggressively towards Milo!
You say: seen any spiders around here?
It sounds even quieter to the west.
11
> You speak a short prayer.
Dhark wisps: roffle!
You call upon Gapp to protect you.
[gothdude leaves Discworld]
Your divine protection has been extended.
Hrul wisps: nipple?
[Terrapin leaves Discworld]
(Apex) Hrul wisps: thud and nipple my piddley!
(Intermud) Exobe wisps: S'gone quiet here...
New guild?
Lexx wisps: i'm a level 7 moron now
Is this a bug?
consider all
The gigantic whirlwind of dust moves to protect you.
The gigantic whirlwind of dust follows you.
The gigantic whirlwind of dust is into the don't-think-about-it region.
The bandit sentry is weaker than you are.
When did Captain Carrot become Gappic?
>ec
You enter the cloud and everything around you seems to waver and wobble before
you find yourself elsewhere.
The temple vestry [n].
A scarred man, an interesting woman, Captain Carrot and a religious instructor
are standing here.
What the club RRU lives on
(RRU) Niagara looks disappointed, Why don't people die when you want them to...
Yet another interesting conversation
(RRU) Habot d'Cunning: what's the fun in being an elephant of hat?
(RRU) Silverfalcon Nightrise: Hat has an elephant? :)
(RRU) Habot d'Cunning: wait a sec..that was a Hierophant of hat =P
It is true; players leaves in droves
[Droves leaves Discworld]
Hit and run-opinion??
Dusto wisps: I want to get exp for quests!
[Dusto leaves Discworld]
What a narcissist!!
A religious instructor enters the room.
The religious instructor greets herself happily.
The religious instructor greets herself happily.
The religious instructor greets you happily.
The temple vestry [n].
A religious instructor is standing here.
Is this miss-chat or not???
> Lanfear wisps: Durex have just announced the release of their super sensitive
condom...
Lanfear wisps: Woops, mischat
one lol!
You whisper into the small stick.
> Candlewhiff wisps: *rofl*
WeiQi wisps: *grins*
DefKnight wisps: im sure they all slaiim to be super sensitive =P
Dain wisps: *wonders how many of Lanfear's mis-chats are actually accidental?
Dogbolter wisps: Slaiim? Is this some sexual verb I am unaware of?
Definitely a case of police abuse.
The mugger moves aggressively towards you!
The officer of the Watch says: It looks like I'm going to have to arrest you for "Disturbing an Officer on Duty" and " Assault with a deadly weapon".
A not so smart fighting strategy
The young troll climbs aboard the carriage.
Hp: 1565 (1565) Gp: 271 (406)
enter carriage
You climb aboard the carriage.
Inside a carriage [leave carriage].
A young troll is standing here.
A bell is hanging here.
> The young troll's skin absorbs some of your blow.
The young troll climbs out of the carriage.
Hp: 1565 (1565) Gp: 315 (406)
The driver closes the carriage door.
The carriage starts moving again.
That was a well trained dog...
You pierce the large light brown dog with your stiletto.
The large light brown dog opens the east door.
The large light brown dog leaves east.
The large light brown dog closes the east door.
You miss the large light brown dog.
Some people just don't want to die...
Dementia Yinang dealt the death blow to the well-fed wizard.
The well-fed wizard scratches himself, and large pieces of skin flake off.
The backside of using dark sight
glance leave
It's too dark to look at anything.
l
Queued command: l
> A bread stall. It's too bright to see anything!
Some players don't take care of their money
Plaza General Traders [w].
Kartoffel the Weird, Zeddicus and a huge whirlwind of dust are standing here and
hon the giant fruitbat is flying.
Some Djelian talona, some Djelian tooni, some Djelian ptascpi, some Lancre
shillings, one Lancre crown, one Lancre farthing, one Ankh-Morpork royal, some
Ankh-Morpork dollars, some Ankh-Morpork pence and one Lancre thruppence are on
the floor.
Now where did all the players in the queue went?
You now have position 11 in the queue.
SQUEAK.
-- The Death of Rats (Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
You have exited the login queue! Please press return to continue:
I was trapped in a net trap, and calls Avatar for help to cut me lose.
> Avatar moves into the clearing below from the southeast.
Avatar gets whisked into the net.
[Hammerite has a birthday today]
> remote Hammerite gives you a birthday-cake whith 16 candels in it, having no real
idea bout your age.
You remote to Hammerite Poppin' Fresh: Filey Yinang gives you a birthday-cake
whith 16 candels in it, having no real idea bout your age.
> Hammerite Poppin' Fresh tells you: being phsychic i see
> Mansarde tells you: sort of.
> when mansarde
Mansarde last logged on 2 days, 21 hours, 21 minutes and 24 seconds ago.
A mail-frog uses an air-passage
> cast air passage on katana
> You say a prayer over a katana.
You attempt to visualise the place that you remembered.
You pray to Gapp to grant you the means to travel there.
You manage to grasp one of the principles of affecting others more firmly.
A strange white shape, like a cloud, forms before you. Suddenly you are swept
into it, and everything around you seems to waver and wobble before you find
yourself elsewhere.
A cloud chamber [none].
A frog appears out of the ground.
The frog leaves enter cloud.
An NPC in Jail (I added this one when i didn't know who Clarence was.)
An Officer of the Watch throws you into the cell.
The prison cell of the Watch House [s].
Clarence de Q'ta is standing here.
finger Clarence
Login name : clarence Real name : Banished
You buy the pipe-cleaner.
> Revol Yinang tells you exclaiming: i could have stolen that!
You say: oh, you know, im a priest and weve got ethics
Revol Yinang grins at you.
You say: ok, its for sale, but we HAVE etichs
All peoples involved are siblings and Dementia is sweating a lot because she is wearing to much clothes.
> [yadda yadda ...] Gonk: dementia remove some clothing... you are to hot
Dementia Yinang raises her eyebrows.
Dementia Yinang blushes.
> Melak Yinang exclaims: Come on Gonk, ye can't say that to yer sister!
I actually survived this.
An angry strongarm arrives from the northeast.
The angry strongarm hits you, but your skin absorbs some of the blow.
Ohulan-Cutash, Bridge [sw].
A small sign is here.
Your feet run away with you!
Hp: 4 (1487) Gp: 69 (373)
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